Title: Ice Cream Man

Author: Ravenica Rose

Rating: NC-17

Content: m/m/m..nice and smutty

Disclaimer: Characters don't belong to me. They belong to WWF and Titan Sports. No copyright infringement intended.
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"I'm gonna die!! It's so fucking hot!!" Shannon put the back of one hand to his forehead, falling flat on his back onto the couch.

A fit of laughter gripped his two friends, Jeff and Jason, as they opened the windows in the living room and the kitchen. "Ohhh Shan. Always with the melodrama..." Jeff said through his giggles.

"I swear it, Jeff! Your air conditioner sure picked a hell of a time to blow up on us.." Shan said, sitting up and picking up a magazine, using it as a fan. "It's gotta be at least a hundred degrees in here!"

Jason rolled his eyes, giggling some more. "You'll live, little one."

Shannon pitched the magazine at him, narrowly missing his head with the flying book. "I'm NOT little!" he hollered, sending Jeff and Jason into another fit of hysterics.

"Man, forget you two!" Shannon said, clearly upset with their humor at his expense. He got up off the couch, exiting the house by the side sliding glass doors, going off onto the deck.

"Uh oh" Jeff said, holding his ribs and making an effort to stop his laughter, "he's really pissed. We should go apologize before he leaves or something..."

Jason nodded, taking a deep breath and letting it out slowly, although his face turned red with trying to stop laughing.

They walked outside, finding Shan stretched out on a chaise lounge, his bare chest slick with sweat. His black and blonde hair was pulled back into a sloppy ponytail, with alot of loose hairs sticking out here and there. He rolled his eyes, squinting in the bright rays of the sun, as he saw his two friends come outside. "Oh, you follow me out here to laugh at me some more?" he said, and then looked out over the yard.

"Shanny...I'm sorry. Really." Jason said, walking up alongside the lounge. Shan looked up at him and nodded.

"Man..I should *really* look into investing in a pool." Jeff said as he flopped down on the other chaise.

"Yeah." Shan agreed. "How inviting that sounds right now...dunking myself into some ice cold water and..."

"Wait!" Jeff squealed. Shan froze midsentence, eyeing Jeff in a weird way. Jeff tilted his head slightly, listening to something Shan couldn't hear.

"Is that an ice cream truck?" Jeff said after another minute.

They all three fell silent, straining their ears to listen. And faintly, the tinkling music of an ice cream truck off in the distance was apparent. And it appeared to be coming their way.

"Ice cream!! Ohhh..that sounds so good...." Shan jumped off of his lounge chair, scrambling back inside the house. Jason and Jeff looked at each other and then followed Shannon inside.

"What, are we gonna stand on the curb like children and wait for the ice cream man?" Jason said, laughing.

Jeff looked at him. "Well, you got a better idea?"

Jason shrugged. Then they all went outside and sat on the front porch, awaiting the arrival of the truck.

"Pssst. Jeff.." Shan said in a low voice. Jeff looked over at Shannon, and his eyes widened as Shannon flicked his tounge out of his mouth in a seductive way, licking his lips. Jason caught this also, and blushed.

"What are you doing, Shan?" Jeff said, his voice dropping a notch and his eyes clouding over in lust. Shannon knew just what to do to push Jeff's buttons...

Shan jumped up from his spot on the porch steps, walking over to Jeff, but keeping his eyes on Jason. Jason blushed deeper, feeling kinda uncomfortable, feeling like a third wheel all of a sudden.

Kneeling in front of Jeff, he spread Jeff's legs, running his hands down Jeff's bare chest, tweaking his nipples and making him hiss between clenched teeth. Jason looked on, although he wasn't sure if he should get up and go in the house or what.

But before he could decide, the carousel-type music grew louder, and a white truck came into view, playing "Pop Goes the Weasel". All three men jumped up, hollering like loons and sprinting across the yard. The truck halted in front of the front walk, and they ran to the window.

The man inside eyed them wearily, tipping his hat and looking down at them.

"Mmmm...ice cream." Shan said, his eyes glittering like that of a child.

"What would you like?" The man asked them.

It took them forever to decide. The ice cream man grew rather impatient with them, but in the end, they all ended up with plain ice cream cones.

After paying for their treats, they walked slowly back into the house, licking on them.

"Mmm.." Jeff said, his tounge reaching out and getting coated in the white cream of his vanilla ice cream.

Shan stared at him for a second, feeling his cock start to swell just watching Jeff tongue the cone. And then, with a wicked gleam in his eye, he jumped on top of Jeff, who was sitting on the couch, and straddled his hips, letting his strawberry ice cream drizzle down and land on Jeff's sweaty chest.

"Ahhh!" Jeff jumped as the cold substance hit his chest, and then felt his jaw go slack as Shan dipped his head, licking it off in a deliberately slow movement of his tounge.

Seeing this, Jason nearly dropped his chocolate cone on the floor, just barely steadying it before the whole scoop of ice cream went south.

"Jesus, Shan.." Jeff hissed as Shannon repeated the process, this time letting it dribble down onto Jeff's stomach, and even pool in his navel. Shan slid down between Jeff's legs, dipping his tounge inside Jeff's navel, retrieving the sticky cream and then trailing his tounge up, catching the rest.

Jeff caught Jason's gaze from where he sat on the floor on the other side of the room. He could see that Jay was getting turned on by all of this. Smiling, he motioned Jay forward, and as Shan let some more cream fall on Jeff's skin, Jeff motioned for Jay to do the same to Shan, let his ice cream drip on Shan's back.

Jay was a little unsure, but he did as Jeff wished. He felt heat rush through him as Shan jumped as the cold hit his lower back, and moan lowly as he leaned over and drug his tounge through it, reveling in the sweet taste of the ice cream mingling with the salty taste of Shannon's skin.

Spurred on by this, Shan quickly undid Jeff's pants with one hand, yanking them down skillfully. Jeff cried out as his rock hard shaft sprung free, standing proudly and begging for Shan.

Jeff licked on his cone to keep it from melting too bad, watching as Shan brought his cone to the tip of his cock, and jumping at the sudden cold of the ice cream as it hit his scalding skin. "Shan..." Jeff begged, raising his hips, wanting Shan to taste him.

"Hold this for a sec." Jay said, handing his cone to Jeff, who took it, holding a cone in each hand. Quickly Jason pulled off Shan's track shorts, delighted to find that Shan had gone commando.

Jay reached once more for his cone, making eye contact with Jeff, making sure that this was okay. Jeff smiled up at him, moaning as Shan dipped his head and took him into his mouth, the wet sounds of him sucking very audiable.

Jason tipped his cone slightly, watching as the light brown goo dripped down onto Shan's tailbone, then made a trail down Shannon's crack. Shan's hips bucked and he moaned, his mouth full of Jeff's cock. This in turn made Jeff squeal in pleasure, nearly dropping his cone onto the couch.

Jeff watched through half-lidded eyes as Jay bent his head, trailing his tounge down his lover's crack, making him push back against him as his tounge made contact with his quivering opening. Shan lifted his head, looking back at Jay for a second, then pouring the rest of his cone onto Jeff's cock, loving the sound his lover made as it made contact.

Jeff reached over with his free hand, taking hold of Shan's hair as he leaned his head to take Jeff's cock back into his mouth, and pulled his hair free of the holder. He grunted as Shan took him all the way down his throat, sucking all the ice cream off and then bobbing his head fast up and down.

"Yesssss.." Jeff hissed, arching his hips up to Shan's face. He looked again at Jay, who was busy rimming Shan, making the younger man squirm uncontrollably and make little mewling sounds around Jeff's cock.

Jay raised his head, meeting Jeff's half-lidded gaze and smiling wickedly. He tipped his cone again, and a big glob of chocolate ice cream fell down Shan's crack, making him jump in surprise and squeal. The cream melted quickly once it made contact with Shan's skin, and Jay drug his fingers through it.

"Jason!!" Shan yelped, raising his head and pushing back against Jay's fingers as he entered them into his body. "Ohhh God...feels so good..." Jay quickly found a hard, fast rhythm, bumping Shan's prostate as he thrust his fingers inside of him.

Shan dipped his head, dropping the empty shell of a cone on the floor next to Jeff's feet and grasping Jeff's cock, stroking it and then putting it back into his mouth, sucking ravenously.

The sudden stimulation was too much for Jeff to take, and in a matter of minutes he screamed, "Shannon...OH GOOOODDDDDD!!" as he came in a rush down his lover's throat, Shan drinking it all down, taking all Jeff had to offer.

Shan licked him clean, whimpering as Jay fingered him mercilessly, and pulled Jeff down and kissed him, sharing the sweet and salty flavors of the ice cream and his cum with him. After a minute Jeff gently pushed him away, and then got up off the couch, walking shakily to stand behind Jay, who had just pulled his fingers out of Shan and was pulling down his pants and coating his cock with what was left of the ice cream in his cone.

"Mmmm....fuck him, Jason...fuck him good...make him scream.." Jeff whispered hotly in his ear, making Jay shiver with anticipation. He couldn't believe that Jeff was allowing him to do this to his long-time lover, Shannon.

Jeff sat back on his knees, watching as Jay slowly entered Shannon, loving the whimpering noises emitting from his baby's throat. As Jay stayed still for a minute, Jeff coated his fingers with the sticky goo of his melting cone, dragging it down Jay's crack and teasing his hole, making him yelp in surprise.

"You want me, Jason?" Jeff asked him, standing on his knees and pressing his body against Jay's back, his cock instantly rehardening as he felt Jay tremble at the contact.

"Yesss....oh please, Jeff..." Jay said, unable to stay still any longer. He started to rock his hips against Shannon's ass, drawing sharp moans from his smaller partner.

Jeff sunk his fingers into Jason's entrance, finding little to no resistance. "Oh God...." Jay gasped, pushing back against Jeff's fingers and then burying himself back in Shannon's ass.

"Jason..." Shannon cried, grabbing ahold of the couch and digging his nails into the cushions.

"Your cock...please.." Jay said through clenched teeth. He couldn't stand the torture anymore.

Jeff grinned wickedly as he removed his fingers, watching for a minute as Jay thrust deeply into his panting lover. He felt his cock jump in response, and a shiver travel down his spine.

He positioned himself at Jay's entrance, waiting for Jay to rear back and then burying the head in Jay's waiting ass. He let Jay work him in slowly, the motions of him thrusting into Shannon burying him to the hilt. "FUUUUUCCCKKK..." Jay screamed at the overwhelming sensation of both fucking and getting fucked at the same time, something he'd never experienced before.

Realizing he was denying Shan his pleasure, he reached around to grasp Shan's cock, only to find Shannon's hand working furiously on himself. He batted his hand away, matching his movements on Shannon's cock to the movements of his thrusts.

"So fucking tight..." Jeff hissed, grasping Jay's hips tightly and slamming into him, in turn making Jay slam into Shan.

Soon they were all thrusting frantically, driving their bodies together in a heated tangle of sweaty, sticky pleasure.

"OHHHH GOD!!" Shan cried out suddenly, and Jay felt him tense and then release in a hot rush over his hand, his body convulsing beneath him.

The sudden increased tightness of Shannon's inner muscles made Jason come undone. "HOLY SHIT..." he screamed, slamming himself even harder into Shan's pliant body, filling him in delicious thick spurts of his hot seed.

Jeff thrust a few more times into Jason, and found release at last. "JAYYYYYY...." he wailed as he flooded Jay's ass, driving himself hard into Jay's body and staying still, letting Jay work himself on his cock as he continued to thrust into Shannon.

After a few minutes, they all fell limply on top of each other. "Omph.." Shan said, crushed beneath the pile.

Giggling, Jeff withdrew from Jay and fell onto the floor, right into the pile of what was left of his cone, which he had dropped in the heat of passion. Jay withdrew from Shannon also, rolling off of him, and all three lay on the floor, wheezing and panting, still lost in post-orgasmic haze.

Shannon was first to speak. "HOLY SHIT." he stated, pulling himself up using the couch, resting his back against it.

"You can say that again.." Jeff said, rolling out of the sticky mess on the carpet. He looked around the room lazily. "Wow...we made a mess..." he said, giggling.

Jason looked over at Jeff, smiling. "Messy sex is always the most fun..."

"Yeah." Jeff and Shan said simutaneously, and then chuckled softly.

Jeff pulled his nearly limp body over to Jay, kissing him softly, his tounge meeting Jay's and tangling with it. Shan watched, smiling, and then stood up. "I'm hitting the shower..." he said, walking with his legs spread apart slightly. Jeff and Jay broke the kiss, laughing at Shan's posture.

"Yeah, me too..." Jay said, standing up and making a face as some of the sticky goo dripped out of his ass and made a trail down the back of his legs.

"Wait for me!" Jeff said, pulling himself up.

Taking a look around the room once more, he giggled. "I'll never be able to hear the song "Pop Goes The Weasel" again without getting hard.."

He heard his lovers' laughter down the hall, and followed them into the bathroom to take a shower.

And the words 'getting some ice cream' took on a whole new meaning that day.

{Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
Ah now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
Better look out now though, I've got somethin' for you
Tell ya what it is

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
Oh my my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on a second baby

I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
I'm your ice cream man, baby, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on, one more

Well, I'm usually passin' by just about eleven o'clock
Uh huh, I never stop, I'm usually passin' by, just around eleven o'clock
And if you let me cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop
All right boys

I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Yes I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Ah, one time

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
One time, boys
I'm your ice cream man
I'm your ice cream man
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
Ah my, my, my
All my flavors are guaranteed to satis-uh-fy
Ow} -- "Ice Cream Man" by Van Halen