Title: Entertainment

Author: Lizzie

Rating: NC-17

Content: Lots and lots of sex, and a little bad language

Disclaimer: Characters don't belong to me. They belong to WWF and TitanSports. No copyright infringement intended.

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"I swear to God, Jeff, if you don't put out right now I'm gonna haveta resort to physical violence".

Jeff leaned forward in his seat, resting his elbows on his knees, hands cradling his chin. He cocked his head to one side and raised an eyebrow.

"I thought the Rock had that patented".

Jeff shrugged - no easy feat with the position he was in.

"So you're determined to keep those pants on, Hardy?"

"I didn't say that, *Hardy*".

Matt frowned. "You didn't say anything, to be precise".

"Exactly".

"Fuck, you're difficult. How'd you get to be so fucking difficult, Jeff? You never used to be this way".

"I practice, Matty. It's a valuable life skill. Ask Adam and Jay".

"You're taking tips from those two teases? Christ, Jeff. Don't you know they're trying to kill me through enforced celibacy?"

"I wouldn't say *kill* you exactly." Jeff said with a smirk.

"Fine then, they're just trying to drive me out of my mind. Look, come find me when you've decided you've had enough of playing hard to get, okay?"

"Matty, you might want to stay".

Matt stopped on his way to the door and turned back to his brother, frowning. "Oh really?"

"Yeah. I've got a surprise for you", Jeff told him. "Close your eyes".

"Jeff, I swear if this."

"Close your eyes, Matty. It'll be worth it, I promise. No peeking". Matt closed his eyes and Jeff coughed loudly. "Okay, you can look".

Matt opened his eyes and a second later his jaw dropped.

"That look - that's totally priceless", Jay said with a smile.

"Yup. This is so totally gonna be worth it", Adam agreed.

Matt was staring. Absolutely flat-out staring, no attempt to hide it. Because there, standing in the centre of the locker room flanking his little brother were two very blonde, very naked and very erect Canadians.

Jeff was at the door in three quick steps, turning the lock as Matt just stood there, transfixed. Adam and Jay shared a quick smile then Jay stepped forward and started pushing Jeff back toward the bench. Jeff just smiled and started to tug his shirt off over his head, letting Jay's hands run over each new inch of skin he revealed `til the shirt was off and Jay's mouth was clamped down tightly over one of Jeff's nipples, sucking and biting. He forced Jeff down onto the bench, kneeling between his thighs, pulling down the zipper on his baggy black pants and a second later Jeff's cock was all the way down his throat, leaving him moaning and gasping, his head lolling back against the wall.

Matt just stared.

"Remind me again why I'm here?" Adam said loudly from across the room. Matt's attention snapped over to him, focusing in on where he was sitting. He had one leg pulled up onto the bench beside him, one arm propped on it, the other down between his legs, fingers curling around the base of his cock as he stroked himself languidly, a small half-smile on his face. His free hand moved to trace a path across his chest, circling his nipples, plucking at them softly as a blush started to creep over Matt's cheeks.

"Oh, sorry - guess we got carried away", Jeff said. Matt couldn't take his eyes off of Adam as he sat there, sprawled over the bench, fingers dipping lower to gently squeeze his balls, but then Jeff was walking in front of him completely naked, towing Jay behind him by one hand. "Uh, Matty, don't you think you're a little overdressed?"

Then suddenly Jay was beside him, pulling at the buttons on his shirt, tugging it down over his shoulders, his hot mouth and wicked tongue tracing circles around his nipples as he pulled open his zipper, pulled Matt's jeans down his thighs and let them pool around his ankles. Somehow Jay's tongue ended up in his mouth, tasting of soda and Jeff, and Matt's hands were in his hair, pulling him closer, nails raking over his back, down over his ass, making Jay hiss against him.

Jay's hands caught the back of his neck, pulling him down lower on the bench, licking his lips lasciviously as he squirmed on his lap. Matt was gasping, his cock straining, his whole world dancing before him in Jay's blue eyes. Until, of course, Jay reached behind himself, grasped Matt's cock firmly in his hand and proceeded to impale himself on it with a long, low moan.

Matt bucked up instinctively, deeper inside Jay, who just moaned again and raked his nails down over Matt's chest. He grabbed Matt's hands and guided them onto his hips, letting him set the pace, which Matt did only too gladly. Jay rode him hard and fast, blonde hair tossed around his shoulders as he threw his head back, and as Matt felt his release begin to build he turned his attention to Jay's engorged cock pressed against his belly.

Jay's head snapped forward as Matt's fingers slid over him, his breath catching in his throat as Matt's thumb slid over the slick slit, smearing the head with his precum. Then he started to stroke him, fast, in time with his thrusts inside Jay's ass, harder and harder `til they were both moaning and tensing, Jay coming first over Matt's stomach and Matt coming last, deep inside Jay.

Jay's head slid forward, sweat-slicked forehead resting against Matt's sweat-slicked shoulder, two sets of hands running through dampened hair, both men gasping to catch their breath.

Their gasping wasn't the only sound in the room, however, and soon Matt's attention turned from Jay's teeth nipping at his throat to the source of that sound. Across the room. He peered over Jay's shoulder, saw what it was.

Jeff was sitting on the bench, head back, moans and gasps escaping his mouth; Adam was kneeling between his thighs, head bowed, sucking, Jeff's hands twined in his long hair as he bucked forward, fucking his mouth. He thrust forward once, twice, more then every muscle in his body seemed to tense as he shuddered, spurting his release into Adam's ready mouth.

The blonde sat back on his heels and turned, wiping absently at the corner of his smiling mouth with one thumb as he looked over at Matt and Jay. Just for a second, before he turned back to Jeff.

Somehow Jeff managed to stand, however shakily, and Adam turned him to face the wall, hands braced against it. Then they watched as he thrust inside, one arm slipping around Jeff's waist, one bracing himself against the wall, thrusting in a hard, fast rhythm, muscles tensing in his back.

Blonde hair swept over his shoulders, and Jeff's head rested back beside his, a sound almost like purring coming from deep in his throat. He turned and they shared a kiss, Jeff smiling against his lips. It didn't take more than that to have Adam coming inside him, tensing, grip around Jeff's waist tightening `til he released him and settled back down on the bench, breathing deep and heavy. Jeff joined him, resting his head against his shoulder as they sat side-by-side, hands twining in Adam's lap.

"Fuck, that was hot", Matt murmured just loud enough for them all to hear, lips moving beside Jay's ear.

Jay slipped off of Matt's lap and slid onto the bench next to him, trailing his hand over Matt's sticky stomach and bringing his fingers to his lips as their eyes met. He leant forward and the two of them shared a kiss, Matt's hands tangling in Jay's hair, before Jay left the bench altogether and headed toward the shower. He nodded to Adam, took him by the wrist and tugged him in with him as Jeff gave him a grin and a playful slap on the ass.

Jeff's eyes met his across the room as the shower roared to life, and they both stifled giggles as more moaning greeted their ears. Adam and Jay were at it again.

"Do those guys ever stop?"

"Don't think so".

Matt snickered and started to pull on his clothes.

"Enforced celibacy, huh?" Jeff questioned with a smile, fingertips grazing over his own nipples as Matt turned back to him. Matt bit his lip against the smile that was spreading across his face as Jeff cocked his head and let one hand slip down between his legs. "Funny idea of celibacy you've got there, bro".

Matt shrugged. "I think it's time you got those pants on, Hardy", he said.

"I thought you wanted me out of them".

"I wanna get you into bed first", he said with a smile. "C'mon. I'll even let you top".

That was all the persuasion Jeff needed; fifteen seconds flat and he was back in his clothes, grinning and almost bouncing next to the door. Matt grabbed his bag and turned the lock.

"Hey!" They turned to see Adam's head sticking round the corner from the showers.

"Where exactly do you think you're going without us?" Jay asked, appearing behind Adam. "We're not finished with you yet!"

Jeff flashed his brother a wicked grin and dropped down onto the bench.

"Trust me, Matty", he said. "They're worth the wait".

Matt rolled his eyes with a smile. He was in for a very, *very* long night.