Raw - October, 2004
CHRISTIAN was out of action nursing an injury, management at WWE Headquarters sprung into action. Wary of the FOODFIGHT CARNAGE that Christian has sparked countless times in the past, officials employed an army of workers to STAINPROOF the entire building. Reportedly, most of the money spent on the process came from Christian's fines. Also, for the first time in years, the building's cafeteria reinstated soup and the ever-popular PASTA BAR to the menu, albeit on a probationary basis.

Raw - September, 2004
CHRISTIAN with spare time on his hands sounds like a dangerous PROPOSITION. After suffering an injury that put him out of action, the "CLB" went home to formulate a new plan of attack on the Raw roster. From what my Canadian sources tell me, his scheme is so devious that even the conniving TRISH STRATUS was SHOCKED!

Raw - July, 2004
CHRISTIAN and TRISH showed up to Titan Tower for a meeting last week, and though the workers in the cafeteria braced for the worst, lunch came and went without a PEEP from the pair. I know you're SHOCKED already, but here's the kicker... Coincidentally, CHRIS JERICHO was in the building the same day. After being told sports-entertainment's first couple was somewhere on the premises, he FLIPPED out and slammed his dish to the ground, provoking, yes, a FOODFIGHT! So, indirectly, at least, Christian was again responsible for another mess. The company's food-service providers have apparently taken quite a financial BEATING from the frequent outbursts, and they've threatened to cancel their contract unless new measures are taken.

Raw - June, 2004
The uneasy relationship between CHRISTIAN and senior management has taken a decided turn for the worse. Christian, who has a long history of MAYHEM inside the cafeteria at WWE headquarters, was called to Stamford, Connecticut to explain the reason behind the avalanche of FOODFIGHTS that seem to occur every time he visits the building. Raw general manager ERIC BISCHOFF told Christian in pointed terms that he was barred from all food service areas, but Christian and TRISH STRATUS had other ideas. After the meeting, Trish walked up to the salad bar and let loose at staffers with an assortment of deviled eggs, tomatoes, dressings, ect. In the wild FREE-FOR-ALL that ensued, Christian snuck into the room, pried open a vending machine and fired candy, chips and pastries at horrified employees. This situation bears watching.

Raw - May, 2004
CHRISTIAN has done it again. The Raw Superstar recently visited WWE Headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut, in order to hammer out some sticking points on a major contract extension. During a short break in the negotiations, he walked to the CAFETERIA to get a sandwich. On the lunchroom televisions, a recent Raw in which Christian was defeated happened to be playing, and, needless to say, he wasn't too happy about it. Enraged, he flipped over the salad bar, igniting a major FOOD FIGHT. ERIC BISCHOFF was said to be incensed at the behavior, as his Cobb salad reached his office 45 minutes late.

Raw - Holiday, 2003
Christian recently purchased a 70-foot yacht and namedit "Deep Blue Peep."